Thursday, March 31, 2011

for Kat

The drunk dyslexic that walked into a bra?  He's the same guy with the agnostic question - "What if there really IS a doG?"


  1. A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like"

    The bartender looks at him and says "Sure bud, but what's with the big paws?"

  2. So one day Pope Benedict complains to his chauffeur that he really misses driving. They’re on a long, boring stretch of road, so the driver take pity on the pontiff, and he pulls over and they switch places. The chauffeur immediately regrets this, because His Holiness floors it, and they take off like a rocket. And it isn’t long before the red and blue lights are behind them.

    The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

    He asks for the Chief, and then he explains that he’s stopped a speeding limo, but there’s a problem: “I think that he’s really important.”

    “Bust him anyway,” says the Chief. 

    “No, I mean really important,” says the cop.

    The Chief asks, “Who do you have there, the mayor?” 
    Cop: “Bigger.'”

    Chief: '”A senator?” 
    Cop: “Bigger.'”

    Chief: “The Prime Minister?”
    Cop: “Bigger.”

    “Well,” says the Chief, “who is it?”
    Cop: “I think it's God!'”

    Chief: “What?! 'What makes you think it's God?”

    Cop: “His chauffeur is the Pope!”

    Did I win the chocolate yet????

  3. Okay, what's with the "Pat" talking to "Patricia" here, huh? Split personality?

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